Monday started rough for crypto. Ether dipped to levels we haven’t seen since 2023, and a cool $1.6 billion in leveraged bets vanished. It’s a bit like realizing you bet the rent money on a horse race – not ideal. But amidst the red, there’s a flicker of intrigue: a lawyer is trying to unmask Satoshi Nakamoto, and CZ, despite recent troubles, is advising Pakistan on all things crypto. It’s a strange mix, isn’t it?
- Ether experienced a significant drop, reaching levels not seen since 2023, and $1.6 billion in leveraged positions were liquidated. Despite the downturn, a lawyer is attempting to reveal the identity of Satoshi Nakamoto.
- MicroStrategy reported substantial unrealized losses on its Bitcoin holdings, totaling around $6 billion in the first quarter. While they briefly paused Bitcoin purchases, they still maintain a large holding of 528,185 BTC.
- Former Binance CEO CZ is advising the Pakistan Crypto Council despite his legal issues in the U.S. Franklin Templeton led an $8 million seed round for Cap, a startup focused on yield-generating stablecoins.
Strategy, Michael Saylor’s company, revealed around $6 billion in unrealized losses from its Bitcoin holdings in the first quarter. That’s a hefty sum, even for a company that’s all-in on Bitcoin. They paused buying more Bitcoin for a bit, which is a bit like a gambler taking a break after a losing streak. Still, they hold a significant chunk of the total Bitcoin supply – 528,185 BTC, nearly 3% of everything out there. A lot of faith, or maybe just stubbornness. We’ll see.
Leveraged Positions Liquidated, Ether Plunges
The market took a 10% hit Monday, with Ether leading the descent. Over $1.6 billion in leveraged positions were wiped out. Think of it as a domino effect, but with digital money. One wrong move, and everything comes crashing down. A whale lost a staggering $106 million on a single Ethereum bet, and even the alleged ZKasino scammer wasn’t immune, losing $27.1 million. It’s a reminder that even in crypto, there’s no such thing as a sure thing. Analysts are cautiously optimistic about a short-term rebound, but that’s what they always say, isn’t it?
The selloff followed news of increased U.S. tariffs and general global economic uncertainty. It’s a classic case of fear driving the market. DeFi users scrambled to protect their ETH-backed loans as the price plummeted. It’s a bit like trying to bail water out of a sinking boat – frantic, and often futile. But hey, at least it makes for good headlines.
Strategy’s Bitcoin Bet Turns Sour
Strategy reported $5.91 billion in unrealized losses on its Bitcoin holdings. That’s a big number, even for a company that’s built its entire brand around Bitcoin. They bought 80,715 BTC in the first quarter at an average price of $94,922 per BTC, but the market had other plans. It’s a reminder that even the best-laid plans can go awry. They faced their steepest quarterly loss since 2018, when Bitcoin took a similar tumble. Still, they’re holding on, hoping for a recovery. It’s a long game, after all.
They paused Bitcoin purchases briefly when nobody was interested in buying their stock. A bit awkward, really. It’s like trying to sell ice to Eskimos. But they’re back at it now, presumably hoping for better days. It takes a certain kind of conviction to keep buying when everyone else is selling.
The Hunt for Satoshi Continues
Crypto lawyer James A. Murphy is suing the Department of Homeland Security to try and uncover the identity of Bitcoin’s mysterious creator, Satoshi Nakamoto. He filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request, but got no response. So, he’s taking them to court. It’s a long shot, but it’s a fascinating case. Murphy argues the public has a right to know what the government might know about Nakamoto. He references an interview with a DHS agent who claimed to have met four people involved in Bitcoin’s creation. If true, that’s a bombshell. It’s a bit like a real-life detective story, but with digital money and anonymous identities.
CZ Advises Pakistan, Franklin Templeton Invests in Cap
Former Binance CEO Changpeng ‘CZ’ Zhao is now advising the Pakistan Crypto Council. Despite his legal issues in the U.S., he’s still a sought-after voice in the crypto world. He says he’s advising several governments on crypto regulation, maintaining a non-political stance. It’s a bit ironic, considering his past run-ins with regulators. But hey, everyone deserves a second act, right?
Franklin Templeton led an $8 million seed round for Cap, a startup building a yield-generating stablecoin. Cap uses Ethereum’s EigenLayer and the MegaETH Layer 2 to enable users to mint cUSD using USDC or USDT. It’s a bit complicated, but the idea is to earn yield on your stablecoins while keeping them secure. It’s another example of the innovation happening in the DeFi space. It’s a bit like finding a hidden treasure, but with more risk involved.

